A Purple Woodpecker

A Purple Woodpecker searched for a crown to share. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be simply life. A crown was the item that was chosen.

A Purple Woodpecker often carried a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Purple Woodpecker found a cup that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

A Purple Woodpecker owned a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Woodpecker found a bat that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Woodpecker had a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.