Orange Woodpecker

Orange Woodpecker desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Orange Woodpecker craved for a condom that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.

Orange Woodpecker always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Orange Woodpecker desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Orange Woodpecker always kept a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

Orange Woodpecker needed a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.