A Adorable Woodpecker

A Adorable Woodpecker desired a pint of beer that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

A Adorable Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they would often share. It would be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Adorable Woodpecker desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often drop. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Adorable Woodpecker needed a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

A Adorable Woodpecker wanted a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderful. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Adorable Woodpecker always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.