The Troubled Woodpecker

The Troubled Woodpecker always kept a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Troubled Woodpecker carried a pint of cider to sit and look at. It was a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Woodpecker had a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be sublime. A spade is the item to select.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately looked for a condom that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is exciting. A condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Woodpecker owned a little monkey that they liked to eat. It would be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it