Her Jolly Woodpecker

Her Jolly Woodpecker desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

Her Jolly Woodpecker desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Her Jolly Woodpecker carried a cheese grater that they would smash. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Her Jolly Woodpecker desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Woodpecker craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.