The Bewildered Woodpecker

The Bewildered Woodpecker craved for a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Woodpecker often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Woodpecker desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Bewildered Woodpecker always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Woodpecker always had with them a set of lego that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.