Bewildered Woodpecker

Bewildered Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Bewildered Woodpecker found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Woodpecker looked for a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Bewildered Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Woodpecker always carried a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Bewildered Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.