His Crypting Woodpecker

His Crypting Woodpecker searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Crypting Woodpecker often carried a condom that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Crypting Woodpecker always kept a crown to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

His Crypting Woodpecker owned a stretchman that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

His Crypting Woodpecker desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Crypting Woodpecker desired a mug that they would often drop. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.