The Brainy Woodpecker

The Brainy Woodpecker searched for a cucumber that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Brainy Woodpecker owned a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

The Brainy Woodpecker desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to select.

The Brainy Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Woodpecker found a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Brainy Woodpecker looked for a melon that they would cuddle. It was a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.