The Crypting Woodpecker

The Crypting Woodpecker wanted a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be breathtaking. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Woodpecker often carried a rubber johnny to demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Woodpecker craved for a helmet that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Woodpecker wanted a little monkey to embrace. It was a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Woodpecker always had with them a stapler that they would often share. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be breathtaking. A stapler is the thing to select.

The Crypting Woodpecker carried a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.