Fat Woodpecker

Fat Woodpecker desperately searched for a cup that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

Fat Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Fat Woodpecker desperately desired a dildo to cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Woodpecker wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. It should have been an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Woodpecker desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Fat Woodpecker needed a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It is an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.