The Fucking Woodpecker

The Fucking Woodpecker carried a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Woodpecker craved for a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was simply life. A hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Woodpecker needed a toilet brush to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Woodpecker carried a stretchman to play with. It would have been a strange activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Woodpecker always carried a hat that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was amazing. A hat is the thing to select.

The Fucking Woodpecker needed a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.