A Beautiful Woodpecker

A Beautiful Woodpecker desired a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

A Beautiful Woodpecker carried a wig that they would often share. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a wig being the item selected.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately needed a mug that they would often throw. It should have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Woodpecker searched for a set of lego that they would often break. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.