Her Different Woodpecker

Her Different Woodpecker owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Her Different Woodpecker desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often throw. It would be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Her Different Woodpecker desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Different Woodpecker desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Different Woodpecker needed a sponge that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Different Woodpecker craved for a CD player that they would sit and look at. It might be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awesome. A CD player was the item that was chosen.