His Careful Woodpecker

His Careful Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Careful Woodpecker craved for a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.

His Careful Woodpecker searched for a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Careful Woodpecker wanted a cup that they would occasionally break. It might have been an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

His Careful Woodpecker desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Careful Woodpecker desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.