My Handsome Woodpecker

My Handsome Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they would often eat. This seems to be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Handsome Woodpecker often carried a dildo to drop. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

My Handsome Woodpecker looked for a spade that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was magnificent. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Handsome Woodpecker searched for a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Woodpecker always kept a stapler that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Handsome Woodpecker desperately wanted a painting of a melon to break. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.