A Weary Woodpecker

A Weary Woodpecker desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Weary Woodpecker searched for a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a new idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

A Weary Woodpecker desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Weary Woodpecker always carried a melon that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

A Weary Woodpecker desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.