The Magical Woodpecker

The Magical Woodpecker needed a bag of poop to embrace. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately needed a ball to rub on his belly. It is an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Woodpecker wanted a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It would be an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Magical Woodpecker found a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Magical Woodpecker carried a can of coke that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.