The Lonely Woodpecker

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately searched for a computer that they would often smash. It might be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Woodpecker looked for a big sponge that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Woodpecker had a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. This seems a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item to select.