His Worrisome Woodpecker

His Worrisome Woodpecker searched for a dildo to throw. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A dildo having that done to it

His Worrisome Woodpecker desired a little monkey to hug. This seems to be an unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Woodpecker desperately craved for a dildo that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Woodpecker had a sack of potatoes to eat. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Worrisome Woodpecker looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

His Worrisome Woodpecker found a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.