Their Fucking Woodpecker

Their Fucking Woodpecker searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Woodpecker wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Woodpecker carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of coke to sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Woodpecker needed a bag of poop that they would often share. It is a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Their Fucking Woodpecker had a computer that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.