The Worrisome Woodpecker

The Worrisome Woodpecker needed a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Worrisome Woodpecker desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Worrisome Woodpecker looked for a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Woodpecker often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Woodpecker craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Woodpecker had a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.