The Eccentric Woodpecker

The Eccentric Woodpecker wanted a cup to embrace. It would have been a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Woodpecker craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Woodpecker searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be epic. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Woodpecker always carried a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Woodpecker needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Eccentric Woodpecker searched for a vibrator that they would experiment on. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.