My Green Woodpecker

My Green Woodpecker always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

My Green Woodpecker had a tomato that they liked to break. It might have been a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Green Woodpecker carried a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It should be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

My Green Woodpecker looked for a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Green Woodpecker found a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was fun. A cucumber being the thing selected.

My Green Woodpecker always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.