My Famous Woodpecker

My Famous Woodpecker wanted a mug to put down their trousers. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

My Famous Woodpecker owned a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Famous Woodpecker desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Woodpecker needed a ball that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Woodpecker needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It should be a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

My Famous Woodpecker had a bat that they would experiment on. It might have been an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.