A Scary Woodpecker

A Scary Woodpecker looked for a bottle of wine to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

A Scary Woodpecker always carried a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Scary Woodpecker desperately craved for a stapler that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Woodpecker often carried a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Scary Woodpecker craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

A Scary Woodpecker needed a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.