My Brainy Woodpecker

My Brainy Woodpecker found a CD player that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Brainy Woodpecker always carried a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

My Brainy Woodpecker carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a new activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Woodpecker wanted a little monkey to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Brainy Woodpecker wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.