My Red Woodpecker

My Red Woodpecker found a pint of cider that they would throw. It was an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Red Woodpecker desperately craved for a hat that they would put down their trousers. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat having that done to it

My Red Woodpecker desired a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Red Woodpecker often carried a bottle of wine that they would often break. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

My Red Woodpecker searched for a CD player that they would often demolish. This could be considered a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Red Woodpecker wanted a sword that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.