The Lovely Woodpecker

The Lovely Woodpecker searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Lovely Woodpecker always carried a sword that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Woodpecker always had with them a crown to sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Woodpecker desired a cucumber that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awe-inspring. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Woodpecker always had with them a can of coke to try to balance on their head. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Woodpecker owned a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the item that was opted for.