My Crazy Woodpecker

My Crazy Woodpecker always carried a sponge that they liked to break. This is certainly a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge having that done to it

My Crazy Woodpecker found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

My Crazy Woodpecker owned a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Woodpecker owned a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It should be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.