My Yellow Woodpecker

My Yellow Woodpecker always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Yellow Woodpecker desperately searched for a vibrator to share. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Yellow Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Woodpecker searched for a bat that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

My Yellow Woodpecker often carried a pint of beer to drop. It was considered to be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Yellow Woodpecker carried a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It was a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen item.