Big Woodpecker

Big Woodpecker searched for a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Big Woodpecker desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Big Woodpecker owned a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.

Big Woodpecker needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Big Woodpecker looked for a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Big Woodpecker desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.