The Purple Woodpecker

The Purple Woodpecker desperately needed a melon that they would often embrace. It might be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Woodpecker looked for a set square that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Purple Woodpecker always carried a radiator that they liked to embrace. It might have been a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Purple Woodpecker needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Purple Woodpecker owned a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Woodpecker desperately desired a stapler that they would often embrace. It might have been a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.