The Different Woodpecker

The Different Woodpecker looked for a bag of flour that they would often throw. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Different Woodpecker desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Different Woodpecker needed a melon that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Different Woodpecker always kept a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Woodpecker carried a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.