Chinese Woodpecker

Chinese Woodpecker desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Woodpecker always had with them a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Chinese Woodpecker looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. A big sponge was the chosen thing.

Chinese Woodpecker craved for a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Chinese Woodpecker often carried a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.