My Silly Woodpecker

My Silly Woodpecker carried a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It is an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Silly Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

My Silly Woodpecker always carried a bottle of coke that they would demolish. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Woodpecker carried a porno magazine that they would share. This seems to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Silly Woodpecker found a stretchman that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was fun. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Silly Woodpecker desperately craved for a cheese grater to demolish. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.