Bewildered Woodpecker

Bewildered Woodpecker often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Woodpecker needed a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Woodpecker needed a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Woodpecker always had with them a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

Bewildered Woodpecker desired a radiator that they would worship. It might have been an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.