Her Depressed Woodpecker

Her Depressed Woodpecker always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Depressed Woodpecker searched for a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Depressed Woodpecker craved for a rubber johnny that they would often break. It might be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Woodpecker wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It is an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Woodpecker had a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.