The Yellow Woodpecker

The Yellow Woodpecker always kept a spade that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Yellow Woodpecker found a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Woodpecker desperately looked for a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Woodpecker desperately desired a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a set square is the item to choose.

The Yellow Woodpecker always carried a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.