The Lonely Woodpecker

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The Lonely Woodpecker always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Woodpecker looked for a spade that they would often play with. This seems a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade of all things.

The Lonely Woodpecker owned a melon to put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Woodpecker desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

The Lonely Woodpecker carried a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Woodpecker wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.