Their Orange Woodpecker

Their Orange Woodpecker wanted a sword that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

Their Orange Woodpecker wanted a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It should be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Their Orange Woodpecker had a wig that they sometimes worship. It might be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

Their Orange Woodpecker had a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Their Orange Woodpecker had a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It is an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Their Orange Woodpecker wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.