Confused Woodpecker

Confused Woodpecker wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Woodpecker always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Confused Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Confused Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango to annihilate This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Confused Woodpecker needed a painting of a melon to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Confused Woodpecker searched for a hat that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.