Careful Woodpecker

Careful Woodpecker desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Careful Woodpecker often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Careful Woodpecker looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

Careful Woodpecker desperately looked for a magic 8 ball to break. One might say this is a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Careful Woodpecker needed a vibrator that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Careful Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would break. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.