The Crazy Woodpecker

The Crazy Woodpecker desired a custard pie that they liked to hug. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be fun. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Woodpecker looked for a tomato to throw. It might have been a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Crazy Woodpecker always carried a radiator to share. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A radiator being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Crazy Woodpecker desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Woodpecker desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was spectacular. A cheese grater is the item to select.