The Determined Woodpecker

The Determined Woodpecker craved for a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Determined Woodpecker craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Determined Woodpecker carried a little monkey that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately desired a sponge that they liked to throw. This seems an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Woodpecker craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately wanted a custard pie to sleep with. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.