A Curious Woodpecker

A Curious Woodpecker wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Curious Woodpecker owned a teapot to sleep with. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Woodpecker often carried a spade that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Woodpecker searched for a tomato that they would often play with. It is considered to be a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

A Curious Woodpecker often carried a sponge that they would sometimes share. It was a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Curious Woodpecker carried a bag of poop to demolish. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.