Blue Woodpecker

Blue Woodpecker owned a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bat would be the item chosen.

Blue Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator to eat. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

Blue Woodpecker desired a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Blue Woodpecker had a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It might be an odd action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Blue Woodpecker needed a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

Blue Woodpecker found a toilet brush that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.