The Fat Woodpecker

The Fat Woodpecker owned a radiator that they would often smash. It is a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Fat Woodpecker looked for a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Woodpecker had a rubber chicken to eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately craved for a condom that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was out of this world. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately wanted a computer that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was miraculous. A computer being the thing opted for.