A Blue Woodpecker

A Blue Woodpecker needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Blue Woodpecker had a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

A Blue Woodpecker wanted a condom that they sometimes worship. It would have been a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Blue Woodpecker had a set of lego to break. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A set of lego is the thing to select.

A Blue Woodpecker found a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Blue Woodpecker wanted a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.