My Beautiful Woodpecker

My Beautiful Woodpecker needed a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen item.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to select.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was sublime. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Woodpecker wanted a mug that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Woodpecker always carried a bat that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Woodpecker desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.